Everything you wanted to know about Internet Marketing
- and a lot you didn't :-)

When I originally started in Internet Marketing, I was stumped, bedazzled, bedazed - well let's just say totally confused.

It was great buying ebooks and courses, but the authors seemed to assume that I knew about autoresponders, squeeze pages, upsells and folksonomies.

Now I thought I was already pretty knowledgeable about both the Internet and about Marketing, but this Internet Marketing, it was like double Dutch to me.

So what did I do?
I spent hours over several months looking up and researching and learning about all these new concepts.
PHEW! Then I realised that there must be other people out there who wanted to know this stuff; just like I had.
Now I'm kind of a generous guy :-) and I thought 'Why not share it with other people?'

So here it is (fanfare): 'Internet Marketing - The Big Dictionary'.

(Millie, please hold the dictionary up more and look extra enthusiastic)

"Hey, Jonathan" you'll say, "that's not a very big book!"
Now, the first edition already stands at 98 pages and well over 14,000 words, so this is definitely not one of those large print reports, with not much inside it.

But wait, it doesn't stop there.
You've heard that you can't judge a book by looking at the cover?
Right, that couldn't be more true in this case.
This book has a trick up its sleeve.
It's bigger on the inside than it is outside.

What!
Well, 'Internet Marketing - The Big Dictionary' is designed to be kept handy on your computer and is packed with hyperlinks to further sources of information.
So you get far more than just the information inside the covers.

And no other dictionary comes with the unique A E I O U system - sorry you've got to get the dictionary to find out about that :-)
Looking good? You bet.

And apart from all those words you are going to get:

What! Come on, Jonathan, that 'respect' bit sounds totally corny!

Ah, but 'Internet Marketing - The Big Dictionary' has yet another trick up its sleeve, UUI.

UUI?

You see when I used to lecture, I would often draw a vertical line down the board, about a quarter of the way across and head that section 'UUI'.
That's Utterly Useless Information, by the way.
OK, no information is really utterly useless, but which snippets of information would people remember?
You've guessed it.
You will soon be able to explain the origin of the term 'Cyberspace', give the year when Guerilla Marketing was invented and hold forth on Dr. Jill Ellsworth's contributions.

Now, I have dictionaries on my shelves for which I've paid several hundred pounds - which is several hundred and a bit moreish dollars.
Do you know how much the 'The Combined Chemical Dictionary on CD-ROM' costs? Over £5,000!
I kid you not, go and check for yourself. It may be a bit cheaper in the USA at around $4,000, but you get the idea.
I've always wanted a 'Grove's Dictionary of Music' and how much does that cost? $1,500 and (hint) it's my birthday in July.

Help!
Stop right there, Jonathan, this 'Internet Marketing - The Big Dictionary' is starting to sound a bit too pricey for me.
You're dead right, but you're not going to believe this ...

I'm going to give it to you.

Yup, no cost, no money, just put that credit card right back in your wallet.
This is the first edition and I can't promise the next edition will be free,
but here's what I'm going to do for you today:

If you download 'Internet Marketing - The Big Dictionary' right now, I'm going to make you a promise that you won't have to pay for the next edition at all.
That's right, when the second, even bigger and even better edition comes out, you still won't have to give me a penny.

Sound fair enough?

So what are you waiting for?
Here it is: grab it fast!